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canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

umm have you seen that smile?? hell yeah she knew

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Twenty funniest and most adorable John Green quotes

youve-got-your-love-online:

1. The best way to know when your asparagus is done is when you’re bored and don’t want to wait to eat it.

2. Breast cancer is a made of suck disease that attacks one of my very favourite organs of ladies. 

3. Albert Einstien was a Physicist. Not a quotation generation machine.

4. Dora, you’re weird. You’re a toddler, you should be inside. 

5. Doctor pepper ten. It’s not for women. It’s for apparently, misogynists.

6. Hank, if you could be an athlete, who would you be? This would challenge Hank’s ability to name an athlete.

7. The venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.

8. There are going to be some people in your life who do not wanna kiss you.

9. When I was a kid, I believed that the definition of “Rich” was that you had stairs in your house. 

10. Oh my god, I am a banana.

11. Whenever I would bring a girlfriend home, mom would show her my baby pictures and say, “Look at that tiny penis! When he came out of my body, I was like are you sure that’s a boy?” and I would call up Mad Eye Moody and be like, “I’m gonna need a disillusionment charm. ASAP.”

12. I don’t wanna film the yeti because I think her cute will break the camera.

13. I am very bad at video games, but I’m very passionate about them. 

14. If you’re not the person giving birth, it’s time for you to say “You’re doing awesome!” and then faint.

15. Hank, I’ve been thinking about this. What is keeping you from being the next Justin Beiber.

16. Whenever you’re furious with your parents, just remember that you vomited on them, and they kept you.

17. Next you’ll tell me that six to the fifth power is not four.

18. Fishing boat proceeds are the unicorn of my tax returns!

19. I’m very lazy, not that I don’t work hard, but I don’t move much.

20. Even though my baby is gonna have a doofus for a dad, he’s gonna have an awesome mom. And an awesome Uncle Hank and Aunt Katherine. 

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intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

someone who wants it garlic dead

(via floralwords)

Before I am your daughter,
your sister,
your aunt, niece, or cousin,
I am my own person,
and I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.
— 1/? Things To Remember (via frayed-and-torn)

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straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

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It wasn’t only wickedness and scheming that made people unhappy, it was confusion and misunderstanding; above all, it was the failure to grasp the simple truth that other people are as real as you.
— Ian McEwan, Atonement (via larmoyante)

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disloyalorderofwaterbuffalos:

"Mom, Dad…I’m coming out…

OF MY CAGE AND IM DOING JUST FINE “

hahahahhahahahahahahahaaaa

nailed it

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I love the person I’ve become, because I fought to become her.
— Kaci Diane (via pinksiren)

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Source: kacidiane

barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

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depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(via chillbiscuit)

ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

social-justice-jesus:

i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and youre already like yes this pleases me it is mine

(via smallestpark)

one of the most quotable characters ever (next to Lorelai Gilmore)

one of the most quotable characters ever (next to Lorelai Gilmore)

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